G = 320033
Cadd9 = 032033
C=032010
A=002220

[Intro]

G ????????
Cadd9 ????????
G ????????
Cadd9 ????????

(and repeat for most of song)

G                            Cadd9
I drove my truck down to the store today.
G                            Cadd9
Pulled out my wallet so that I could pay.
        C                       A
For the things that I had in my cart
        C               A
Feeling smug that I had shopped so smart
        C               A
Feeling proud to load into my car
   G
My new Guitar
    Cadd9
Wal-Mart guitar.
      G
First-Act guitar.
            Cadd9
I know I'll be a star.

[Repeat Intro]

G                           C
Then a string broke while I riffed a tune
G                            C
A peg popped out and zinged across the room.
        C                A
But the ladies thought I was an ace
      C                    A
Their fired-up eyes showed through their face
    C                 A
All because I'm now a SuperStar
        G
With my new guitar.
    Cadd9
Wal-Mart guitar.
      G
First-Act guitar.
    Cadd9
I'm going far.

    [C]                             [D]
The loving crowds, they throw their lunch to me.
  [C]                           [D]
Tomatoes, fruits, and sometimes celery.
     [C]                  [D]
They yell sweet things to me on-stage.
          [C]             [A]
I've been told I put them in a rage.

[G]                          [Cadd9] 
Who'd have thought I'd be so good so soon?
[G]                   [Cadd9]
Having never played a guitar tune?
        [C]                [A]
But the girls would not be chasing me
     [C]            [A]
If I wasn't playing beautif'ly
      [C]               [A]
I can strum a pluck and chord a barre
        [G]
With my new guitar.
    [Cadd9]
Wal-Mart guitar.
      [G]
First-Act guitar.
            [Cadd9]
Please fill up my tip jar